Showing posts with label E3 2013. Show all posts
Showing posts with label E3 2013. Show all posts

Friday, June 14, 2013

ERMAHGERD, E3 Super Blog!!!!

E3 is about to come to a close, and Yoshiette says she'll be home soon. In the mean time I invented another Yoshiette named Yoshiette 2, With a her hair color like the Vocaloid Megurine Luka, and her outfit like Luigi. Hopefully, she won't be as Crazy as my other Yoshiette who will be renamed Yoshiette 1. What did I think of E3 this year, Find out today. Did Microsoft Finally redeem themselves? Has Sony continued their Playstation Legacy with quality? Can Nintendo return from that rut they've been in as far as consoles for the past year and a half?


Friday, June 7, 2013

E3 is nigh... and so is the fate of the Games industry as we know it.

PREVIOUSLY ON THE ADVENTURES OF ANONYMOUS YOSHI...

You know this relationship reminds me of a young kid who's name was ***** who had a...

Ehhhhh..... Nobody cares.

Anonymous Yoshi: You could win a trip to Los Angeles for E3. YESSSS!!!!!! YESSSSS!!!!!!!

Yoshiette: Read the Back of the bag!!!!

AY: Nutritional Facts...

YE: NOT THERE, THE BOTTOM RIGHT!!!!!

AY: No purchase necessary, sweepstakes ends May 10 2013.

YE: THE CONTEST IS EXPIRED!!!!

AY: Can you do this week's blog, I'm exhausted from the Dairanger review.

YE: NO, YOU DO IT, I'M GOING TO LA TO GO TO E3!!!!! DID I ALSO MENTION I'M GOING TO BE ROCKING OUT MY YOKO LITTNER STYLE BIKINI?!

AY: ERMAHGERD, CAN I COME WITH YOU?!

YE: Sorry, There wasn't enough money in my savings account for three badges.

AY: Who's the second badge for?

YE: PK Chu.

AY: Can I take his badge? Do you hate me? Can I party with you in your Yoko Bikini? Can I...

YE: YOSHI, STOP ASKING QUESTIONS YOU ALREADY KNOW THE ANSWER TO!!!!