Gaming Bits: the winners and losers of E3 2016...

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So another E3 came and went, and it was... Interesting? I don't know, There was some good announcements, bad announcements, and there were were some major WTFs this year. Let's get to the meat and potatoes of E3 this year...

Gaming Bits: E3 2015 Special

Well, here it is, the gaming event to end all gaming events. A place where big boobies and even bigger games meet. A place where you could see all the big games before they even get released. Trailers, Gameplay, Celebrities, Booth Babes in Square Enix Crop Tops, and I wasn't there, I'm broke, and not a big name internet personality. I tried as much as I could to follow the big news, but, I got some of it better than others, So in this VERY SPECIAL Gaming Bits Segment, We tackle E3, What I liked, and what I didn't like...

Nintendo Double Diamond Anniversary Retrospective Part 8: Nintendo, Now and Forever (Strong Opinions Ahead + 56k Warning) (SERIES FINALE)

Well here it is, The Big Finale to this fairly ambitious project, And it may not be as fun as the last 7...

Let me finish whydoncha... It won't be as fun as the last 7 for the second half, but the first half will be all info. It probably won't be as exciting as the last 7 with a downward slope as history gets more and more recent, but I'll be discussing The Build up to this generation, a few of the games (considering that's the whole worthwhile library of the Wii U... oops. What? A long time Nintendo fan can't pick fun at The Wii U struggling), and what caused them to fall on their face. No turning back, It's the big end...

Movie Bowl I: Ghostbusters Reboot VS Power Rangers Reboot feat. Nintendo New 3DS

The Nintendo New 3DS XL comes out in the US in just a couple weeks, and it couldn't be any more FUBAR if it tried. I was going to get it when there was more reason to buy it (more Games that use the systems capabilities, Maybe a price drop, the works), but Nintendo has turned the system into a broken system where everything that could have went wrong with it has. But what exactly went wrong with it?

R.Cubed BONUS ROUND #2: Why The Wii U Successor Rumors are BULLCRAP!!!!!!

Has it really been almost a year since the last R3 BONUS ROUND? Well Not my problem anymore since I'm giving you what you want. This time's topic is The Hard Truth that people creating rumors about Nintendos true next gen system have to learn...

Heroes of the Next Console War

So the new Syfy (AKA Wrestling Channel) reality series Heroes of Cosplay came and went, and already it's instated controversy, split opinions, and just plain bogusery. You know what else is in the news? GTA 5 (which I don't care for). You know what else else people are talking about in nerd culture? The next console war. Since both topics are too big for a R.Cubed, I'm going to do another two for one blog. So Let's get into action, shall we?

GIANT SIZED Random Rubbish Roundup #1: The 2DS: worst idea since the Xbox One, Yet another Batfleck discussion, The (Rumored) Green Ranger Movie, Adblock is run by scammers, Pretty Cure coming to the US?

2 R3's in a row? Well, not exactly, this was written after the Day of the Dumpster blog, and that was written after the 8th R.Cubed which premired on screwattack, but didn't come to this blog until after my hundredth blog, but enough of the explanation, but me and the crew at team anonymous yoshi are tired after partying hard at Power Rangers Day, It's still not the best time for another brain hurty thing, so let's do this, shall we? We're going to talk about the 2DS, Ben Affleck as Batman, the Green Ranger Movie that might be coming out, the Adblock Crowd funding scam, and the PreCure series coming to the US of A.

E3 is nigh... and so is the fate of the Games industry as we know it.

PREVIOUSLY ON THE ADVENTURES OF ANONYMOUS YOSHI...

You know this relationship reminds me of a young kid who's name was ***** who had a...

Ehhhhh..... Nobody cares.

Anonymous Yoshi: You could win a trip to Los Angeles for E3. YESSSS!!!!!! YESSSSS!!!!!!!

Yoshiette: Read the Back of the bag!!!!

AY: Nutritional Facts...

YE: NOT THERE, THE BOTTOM RIGHT!!!!!

AY: No purchase necessary, sweepstakes ends May 10 2013.

YE: THE CONTEST IS EXPIRED!!!!

AY: Can you do this week's blog, I'm exhausted from the Dairanger review.

YE: NO, YOU DO IT, I'M GOING TO LA TO GO TO E3!!!!! DID I ALSO MENTION I'M GOING TO BE ROCKING OUT MY YOKO LITTNER STYLE BIKINI?!

AY: ERMAHGERD, CAN I COME WITH YOU?!

YE: Sorry, There wasn't enough money in my savings account for three badges.

AY: Who's the second badge for?

YE: PK Chu.

AY: Can I take his badge? Do you hate me? Can I party with you in your Yoko Bikini? Can I...

YE: YOSHI, STOP ASKING QUESTIONS YOU ALREADY KNOW THE ANSWER TO!!!!

My personal theory on Why Ash Ketchum is still 10, Plus My thoughts on other fan theories.

Well, Mewtwo has a new form, and I couldn't care less for it. Maybe I'm being too harsh on Pokemon X and Y, since after all if you're looking forward to it, You're entitled to that opinion, since after all I've been recently accused of attacking people for Not liking the same things I like (even though the incident this person accused me of happened months ago, not saying he or she's a bad person, just kind of wanted to point that out). My big problem with Pokemon X and Y is because there's too much mystery, as in Nintendo wants to make this the biggest and best Pokemon game to date when it's probably going to be not as good as the old Pokemon games or Diamond, Pearl, and Platinum. I'm still going to give the Generation VI games the benefit of the doubt, but anyway, onto the blog.

Power Riding into Video Gaming's Future

So, where did I go? Short version is I was Life, that is all. Longer version is I was in a depression (which I might still be in around the time I write this, but not as bad as the end of last month) that I don't really want to get in to to much detail (except it involves people I really love and respect, and them getting mad at me) and I went Silent until I could find a solution. This is the main reason I couldn't make the April Fool's joke I wanted to make. What am I going to talk about this time? 2 topics. 1) the rumored Power Rider Apollo, and 2) Is the Game industry (namely Nintendo) doomed? Without further ado, Let's do it, shall we?