Last time; 2 akuma chojin down, 5 to go, with 5 days left. Kinnikuman is badly injured, and has to get the help of 5 of his seigi chojin in this all out battle, now onto our story...
The 5 chojin challenge the devil chojin, They pick their opponents, They even realize that some of them won't come back (#FORESHADOWING?).. There's also a titantron that has all 5 matches on one screen... All of these matches have different settings (e.g. desert, Seaworld like water tank, etc.). The Aforementioned desert ring has Wolfman fight Springman. Springman does a jump kick, Wolfman evades, and Springman gets stuck on the sand. Now that the chojin is trapped, Wolfman uses his Hand slaps. Also Did I mention that everyone's watching this in a theater, as in a movie theater...Meanwhile in a desert/wasteland, Brocken Jr . is confronted my a carpet, The carpet , folds and reveals Mr. Khamen, Robin Mask is at the water tank and Atlantis comes out of the water, who immediately Attacks... mean while at a mountain range, The Mountain reveals himself, yes he's called the mountain, and he's in a mountain range Might be a little confusing if you're not reading along with me. Warsman waits as Buffaloman appears... Wolfman is beating the hell out of Springman, but to no avail, He then does a body slam, which goes of better, however the battle is far from over... he accidentally lets go of his opponent, which causes springman to erect a staircase out of a rock... he goes down said staircase, traps Wolfman, and the next thing you know is....
Oh got to switch to Terryman's battle, He does a spinning toe hold, but one of his laces snaps. and we see Wolfman's fate...
Joseph Joestar: OH MY GOD!!!!!
Yes everyone's favorite Sumo Chojin gets squished to Pieces, trust me, this won't be the last time he dies, or inactive to fight... i might discuss this in greater detail later, but I can now see how he's not the most popular chojin outside of Japan, Much like how Brocken Jr. isn't that popular in europe, but for different reasons... Kinnikuman cries over the death of Wolfman. Then Kinnikuman throws a fit over it, and learns a lesson on the progress... Huh? back to Brocken Jr vs Mr. Khamen, Khamen fites into Brocken. and in the next page, everyone's having a tough time.Robin Mask is owning Atlantis. Robin even sends him back into the water for the killing blow, but Atlantis makes a comeback, With his Water Magnum, essentially a stream of water from his mouth Much like Godzilla's Nuclear Breath... He keeps getting owned, until he hits a rope and jumps. He uses the water stream to his advantage. and Drop kicks then uses his tower bridge. Which appears to be in vain because Atlantis takes Meat's Leg and throws it into the water. Atlantis escapes and goes in the water to eat Meat's leg... Robin goes into the water, not knowing what'll happen.. Atlantis grabs him, causes a whirl pool, and then Robin comes back with a pile driver. Another whirlpool appears, and the water calmed down with nobody winning... Then a water pillar appears, and remember to place bets on who you think won. 30 seconds, bet up to $100 (or at least a minimum of $10), No looking it up, no scrolling down until the time's up, once you hit the buzzer (which is required to submit your answer to be valid), Your answer's final. If your answer box is empty not submitted, or any other form of goofing off, you're done, time starts now...
If you guessed Robin, Congratulations, A winner is you, you have up to $200!
Wait, I'm getting a call from my producer, "Yeah. (producer speaks) Uh huh. (producer speaks) Oh, Thanks for the Heads Up, bye..." so let's see who ACTUALLY won...
Ohhhhhhhh, So Sorry, Your $100 goes bye bye.... a Benjamin that could've been used better if you wiped cho ass with it...
Terry loses another lace on his boot, I think my real smart readers know why without reading the manga. We get a retelling of what happened in the water, Atlantis uses his Atlantis driver when Robin goes to save Meat's leg, yep this selflessness may be depressing, but it shows how much robin has changed from his first appearance to his death. Kinnikuman gets more mad, and Robin's wife mourns her husband's death... Mr. Khamen continues to bite Brocken, but he rips out his own shoulder to save himself. He then does the Red Rain of Berlin on Khamen, and.causes Mr. Khamen to reveal his body with a bloody scar. Brocken does a front suplex. He then loses his balance, causing Mr. Khamen to take off his waist cloth, and Brocken is trapped in Mr. Khamen's Mummy Package. A mystery man appears with Ramenman's clothes in a case. Khamen Sucks up the Mummified Brocken's life force. Once Khamen is done turning his opponent into a mummy, this match seems over, but that's not Brocken, and Brocken Jr. is still alive. He does a spinning kick, takes Khamen's cloth and sends him out of the ring. Khamen takes the mat of the ring... He retries to turn Brocken into a Mummy. Terryman has another broken lace on his boot, but it's a little more stable. The mystery man saves Brocken and throws a smoke bomb. No one can see what's going on, and the mystery man says he's part of the Idol Chojins, I'm totally Guessing, but I doubt it's someone important. Khamen traps the mystery man, He beats him up and Khamen goes after the mummified Brocken Jr. but it turns out to be... the mystery man. He uses a leg lariat, I still have my doubts. That was effective enough to send Khamen back laying on the mat. The mystery chojin take Brocken to safety. Brocken Jr. escapes from his trap and gets Meat's foot. In other match news Buffalo is using his hurricane mixer to attack Warsman, which he effectively dodges. Eventually Buffaloman gets warsman. Warsman, continues to fight despite weakening fast. He uses head scissors and later reverse arm cross hold. buffaloman Counter attacks with his knee drop, with Warsman responds with a Jet Liner. Buffaloman uses his longhorn boomerang. And we get into a discussion about power levels, I'll talk about Power Levels at the end of the arc, but the basic jist is self explanatory, a scale that shows how well chojin do against other chojin, If you ever watched Dragon Ball Z, Then Congratulations, you can say you know Kinnikuman's chojin power. Warsman has a power of 1 million, but Buffaloman has a power of 10 million. Warsman uses his Palo Special, in which Buffaloman escapes and throws him outside the ring. Warsman uses his bear claw and screwdriver on Buffaloman, His bear claws are broken, and buffalo pierces through Warsman's heart. He gets even more weakened when Buffaloman going for the finishing blow. But Warsman grabs the longhorn. He now has burning inner strength, but how long will it help him? Well, not much at all, he gets trapped in a Double Arm Suplex Position. then a reverse suplex, then as body press. Warsman escapes, but his body starts smoking. Once again, he's pretty much beat, He escapes yet another Buffaloman attack. JESUS, Someone get a towel for Warsman, You've seen that Pokemon episode riiiiiii.... OH S**T, I FORGOT POKEMON WASN'T EVEN IDEA AN UNTIL A FEW YEARS LATER!!!!!! Warsman uses his new bear claws on both hands... He can do a more powerful screwdriver now. Buffalo man evades and one of his horns is gone, Keep that in mind, it'll be useful later. Buffaloman uses a hurricane mixer with his one horn. Warsman ends up one the center of the mat, dug deep. Warsman rises, but Buffaloman has already won the match. There's one other Devil Chojin left, and we'll get to him... Next Time. Here's what you can expect from the next segment; Terryman fighting for his life, the survivors, and a rematch against Atlantis.
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