Showing posts with label chess. Show all posts
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Sunday, August 16, 2015

Random Post: Shogi (A Japanese Chess Variant)...



Today, We go to my bathroom to see my friend Jim, He's been stuck in my toilet for 69 years... Heck before a lot of us were born...

A. Yoshi: Hey Jim...

Jim: Get me a stick or something, I've been stuck in this toilet since I was 3, I got sucked in by the toilet monster...

AY: FOR THE 6 MILLIONTH TIME, THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS THE TOILET MONSTER!!!!! What are you? 2 and a half?

Jim: I CAN SEE THE FUTURE, YOU'RE GOING TO MEET YOUR FIRST REAL GIRLFRIEND AT YOUR NEXT YEAR AT SCHOOL, BUT WILL STOP IT ONCE SHE FINDS OUT YOU'RE...

AY: Here, I've got toilet paper, Write a blog idea... I'm running out!!!!!

*One Idea Later*

Jim: Finished!!!!!

AY: Why thank yo.... OH MY GOD, IS THIS WRITEN IN... Nevermind. Sh... O... 9... i, Never heard of it.

Jim: It's Shogi, Write...

AY: Thanks again Joe... *Flushes Toilet*

Jim: My name's not... JJJJJJJJJJJJOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEE!!!!!!!