Anonymous Yoshi: Hmmmm..... Yoshiette 1 Ice Sculpture for sale? At a bargain too, Only $90.01. Sold.
Come on, make me a sandwich, Do the Harlem Shake, Do anything other than just stand there. Hell, the ice sculptures in Harry Potter do more than just stand there. Fine, I'm just going to chuck you off Death Mountain Trail.
*one toss later*
Yoshiette 1: YOSHI, YOU IDIOT!!!!! I'm now in pieces.
???: SimCity Crime Stoppers, this is Jeff, how can I help you?
AY: This is A. Yoshi. I need help putting together Yoshiette Model XX-071 AKA Yoshiette 1. Can you give me instructions?
Jeff: I've got a better idea, how 'bout I don't?
AY: What?
Jeff: Trying to cover up a murder I see? I bet you're friends with that guy who tried to tap the internet of every place in the country?
*hangs up*
AY: Well I guess this is the end, I lost trust with the TGWTG cand Screwattack communities, and now I lost the trust of Videoland. No more getting ladies in my bed. No more Mountain Dew and french fries. No more Twitter. No More Moviebob. No more Toku, Video Games, Anime, and Manga. NO MORE ANYTHING!!!!!
Both: WE'RE BOTH FELONS!!!!!!!!!!
YE1: You can at least write one last blog.
Showing posts with label Kamen Rider 555. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Kamen Rider 555. Show all posts
Friday, February 14, 2014
Wednesday, January 29, 2014
(5-5-5) Standing By! Complete! Kamen Rider 555 Review
Anonymous Yoshi: Hey, I'm Back from Grocery shopping.
*Whole Spaceship Crew Looks at Yoshi Funny*
AY: Hey, Why is everyone one wearing Wario hats and Yoshiette 2 wearing a Wario outfit?
Yoshiette 2: Do you have any idea what day it is?
AY: Uhhhhh...... Wednesday?
PK Chu: NO!!!!!!!! Do you have a hint on what happened last ****in' week?
Cucco Girl: Also you murdered Yoshiette 1, GET OUT OF THIS HOUSE AND DON'T COME BACK!!!!! YOU'RE NO LONGER WELCOME!!!!!!!!!!
AY: *Sigh* I at least have a home to myself. WAIT, WHAT!?!?!
Repo Man: By murdering Yoshiette 1, You've violated the terms of your home, so now we're repossessing your home.
Later, On the streets
???: Ooooooo, Very interesting He's hanging out with The Moderator Bot. So I've got to take a photo of this and send it to... OWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!
Policeman: Hey, We've got a long break ahead of us, so we can sit on the dumpster for hours and hours to talk about life, the universe, everything.
REVIEW TIME!!!!!!!
*Whole Spaceship Crew Looks at Yoshi Funny*
AY: Hey, Why is everyone one wearing Wario hats and Yoshiette 2 wearing a Wario outfit?
Yoshiette 2: Do you have any idea what day it is?
AY: Uhhhhh...... Wednesday?
PK Chu: NO!!!!!!!! Do you have a hint on what happened last ****in' week?
Cucco Girl: Also you murdered Yoshiette 1, GET OUT OF THIS HOUSE AND DON'T COME BACK!!!!! YOU'RE NO LONGER WELCOME!!!!!!!!!!
AY: *Sigh* I at least have a home to myself. WAIT, WHAT!?!?!
Repo Man: By murdering Yoshiette 1, You've violated the terms of your home, so now we're repossessing your home.
Later, On the streets
???: Ooooooo, Very interesting He's hanging out with The Moderator Bot. So I've got to take a photo of this and send it to... OWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!
Policeman: Hey, We've got a long break ahead of us, so we can sit on the dumpster for hours and hours to talk about life, the universe, everything.
REVIEW TIME!!!!!!!
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