HAPPY 60th GODZILLA!!!!! Godzilla: King of the Monsters Review

HE'S GOT A PURPOSE FULL OF GRIMACE AND A TERRIBLE SMELL, HE PULLS SPINNING HIGH TENSION WIRES DOWN!!!!! HELPLESS PEOPLE ON THE SUBWAY TRAIN, SCREAMS BUG-EYED AS HE LOOKS DOWN ON THEM!!!!! HE PICKS UP A BUS AND THROWS IT BACK DOWN AS HE WADES THROUGH THE BUILDINGS TOWARDS THE CENTER OF TOWN!!!!! OH NO!!!!! THEY SAY HE'S GOT TO GO!!!!! GO GO GODZILLA!!!!!! OH NO!!!!! THERE GOES TOKYO!!!!!! GO GO GODZILLA!!!!!! Yes, the King of Monsters turned 60 a few days ago. Let's have a huge birthday bash for our favorite giant T-Rex Stegosaurus Gorilla Whale Creature Thing by reviewing his very first movie. THE ENGLISH VERSION, BECAUSE THAT'S THE WAY I ROLL!!!!!!

What can be said about Godzilla that I haven't already said, He's been in 30 official movies in Japan and America, Yes I Count the 1998 version because that has significance too. So what do I think of his first big break? Find out today on Anonymous Yoshi Reviews...